Now it's all over, it's okay... And when I think of you, it's 1am.

You, my friend, are F - U - K - T, fucked!

Bertie Wooster
Hello, I love comedy. And writing. I'm like Saul Goodman but not as sexy.

I'll be your resident twat for this evening.

~~~Be the Rust to my Marty~~~

Tom Baker - "Well, to put it bluntly, he had a willy like a skittle."